Jokes and Riddles

How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

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Hold its nose!!!!!!!

 

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a snail?

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A slow poke!

Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!

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Where do cows hang their paintings?

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In MOO-seums!!!!

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

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He didn’t have the guts to do it!!!